Snake!Germanic TrioxReader

You were awoken from your couch nap by a loud knock at your door. You groggily stood up and shuffled to the door and opened it. There stood your friend Arthur with a very worried expression on his face. In his hand left hand was a bucket covered with its lid and holes drilled in the sides. You gave him a confused look.
“Um, can I help you Iggy?” you asked, using your pet name for him.
“Uh, um, _______, you like snakes right?” he asked.
“Yes!” you answered immediately.
You loved snakes! You had grown up around them with your parents owning a reptile shop and all. You got extremely excited at the mention of them. You had always wanted one, but never found just the perfect one, so you simply went without.
“Why do you ask?” you asked, suspiciously eyeing the bucket.
“Well, um, that’s, hehe, kind of a long story,” he said and rubbed the back of his neck with his free hand.
You motioned to the inside of your house. He gladly accepted and sat the bucket on the middle cushion of the couch. You sat next to it on the couch and Arthur sat on the other side. You stared at him and waited for him to start telling his story.
“Well, um, I was helping Roderich with some cleaning at his house and Ludwig and Gilbert were there as well. Gilbert was being the smart arce he always is and he was really making me angry, so I thought I’d turn him into something to shut him up. I hat to try to get him in a room all by himself so I would only turn him. I did finally manage to separate him, but as I was casting the spell, Roderich and Ludwig walked in and…well…this,” he explained and took the lid off of the bucket.
You peered inside and saw 3 of the cutest snakes you had ever laid eyes on! And if Arthur’s story was true, then these snakes were 3 of the sexiest men alive!
“So what you’re saying is that you turned Ludwig, Gilbert, and Roderich into snakes?” you said.
He sighed.
“Yes.”
“And you want me to watch over them until you can find a way to turn them back or until the spell wears off?”
Arthur’s face lit up.
“Would you _______? You are such a great friend! I knew you would do it! Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Love!” Arthur thanked enthusiastically and hugged you tightly.
“Can they understand me?” you asked.
“I believe so, why don’t you try it,” he suggested.
You turned your attention back to the snakes in the bucket. You smiled at them. They were just so cute, all tangled up on top of each other!
“Hey guys! Remember me, ________? Come on out, I don’t bite,” you told them.
The first snake to man up enough to begin climbing out of the bucket was the one you assumed was Gilbert. He was black and white like the Prussian flag and had black diamonds on his back. You put your hand out and he crawled on to it, flickering his tongue to smell your hand.
“Hi Gilbert,” you greeted and he coiled around your wrist like a bracelet.
He nuzzled you palm as if to greet you. Then the snake with black, red, and yellow stripes peeked his head over the rim of the bucket and then crawled into your lap.
“Hello Ludwig,” you said and ran your finger along his side, his body bending to your touch.
You giggled as he raised his head to look at you. You pet his little head and he put it back down. Then you peeked into the bucket. You saw the last snake; Roderich, all coiled up in a ball. He was red with white blotches splattered randomly around his body. His little head was poking out from the middle.
“Roddy, don’t you want to come out?” you asked.
He pulled his head into his coils so only his nose was visible.
“Oh, don’t be that way. Come out and be with us!” you said and reached in to pick him up.
His body tensed up as soon as you touched him. As you pulled him out, you stroke his side with your thumb to show him that it was ok. You held him to your face and gently untangled him. He was adorable! They all were! And they were all yours! He stretched out to your face and flickered his tongue at your nose. He was giving you little snakey kisses! You could’ve died of a cuteness overload! It took everything you had not to squeal out loud.
“Well I guess I’ll be on my way then. Have fun with them and don’t kill them,” Arthur said from across the couch.
“Oh! I forgot you were there Arthur! I will have fun with my boys. They will be safer in my care than anywhere else,” you said and Arthur left.
You felt Roderich coil up in your hand and you looked down at him. Gilbert was making his way up to your other hand from your wrist and Roderich was tensing up more and more every second and at that moment, you remembered something.
“Roddy, you’re afraid of snakes,” you said and he huffed in response.
You squealed so high, the dogs next door started barking. Oh the irony! This couldn’t be any cuter! You had completely forgotten that Roderich was afraid of snakes, and here he was, turned into one.
“D’awww! Poor baby! Its ok, you’re safe here, I promise,” you assured him and kissed the top of his head.
Gilbert and Ludwig’s heads snapped up and stared at you. Gilbert stretched out to you and Ludwig began slithering up your front.
“Does everybody want a kiss? Ok, come here,” you said.
You lifted Gilbert closer to your face and kissed his head. He kissed you back on your lips and you giggled. You looked down and noticed that Ludwig was having trouble getting up to you. He wasn’t quite long enough or skilled enough to reach high enough. He stopped for a second, then backed down and settled in your lap. He looked disappointed. You placed Gilbert next to him and picked him Ludwig up and kissed his head. He stared at you.
“Well it isn’t fair if you don’t get one. You tried so hard, so I helped you,” you told him, then yawned.
You remembered that you were in the middle of a nap when Arthur came in and your sleepiness was coming back to you. You looked at your cute, little snake boys and smiled.
“Do you mind if I take a nap? I won’t sleep forever,” you asked.
Ludwig nuzzled your cheek and kissed your ear. It tickled!
“I’m going to take that as a go ahead. I want all three of you to stay here and stay where I can see you when I wake up, got that” you told them.
You picked up Gilbert so you had all 3 of them in your hands and laid back on your couch. You set the boys on your stomach and closed your eyes. Just before you fell asleep, you felt them moving around on you. This was going to be great!
*Austria POV*
Well, this could have turned out worse. It’s a good thing ________ likes snakes. This is still horrible and not to mention embarrassing. I’m a snake which is horrible because snakes are scary. Its embarrassing because ________ has to see me like this. At least she thinks I’m cute. He sleepiness is contagious. I yawned and headed up closer to her face. I was about to settle on her neck when Gilbert came up and peeked into her shirt. He pulled his head out.
“BOOBIES!!” he exclaimed.
At least we could understand each other. I decided that her neck wasn’t the best place to rest if Gilbert was going to marvel at ________’s breasts. I slithered up ________’s pillow and settled on her head. Her (h/c) (h/l) hair was soft and comfy, so it was very ideal. I think I’m going to like living with ________.
*Time Skip* *Your POV*
You slept great, but probably longer than you meant to. You felt the weight of 3 little snakes on 3 different parts of your body; one on your head, one on your stomach, and one in your shirt. You didn’t even look to know which of the 3 was in your shirt. You reached up to pick up the one on your head; it was Roderich, so that meant that the one on your stomach was Ludwig. Speaking of stomach, you were hungry. You sat up half way, waking up Gilbert, who poked his little head out of your shirt. You could now clearly see Ludwig, who could now clearly see you. Your stomach rumbled and Ludwig recoiled and tensed up.
“Sorry Luddy,” you said and picked him up, carrying the snake trio to your kitchen.
You knew what you were going to eat, but you didn’t know what to feed them. Time to call Arthur! You picked up your phone and dialed his number.
“Hello?” he answered.
“Hey Arthur. Um, the boys are hungry, but I don’t know what to feed them. I don’t know what it’s ok to feed them and I don’t think they want mice,” you said.
“Oh, you can feed them human food, just nothing hard or crunchy. They probably want sausages or something, which is fine, but cut them into pieces. Erm…the sausages not the snakes,” Arthur told you.
“Yeah, yea, I got it. Thanks Iggy.”
“You’re welcome Love,” he said and hung up.
You set the 2 snakes in your hands on the table and tried to take the one in your shirt out, but he coiled his tail around the middle of your bra. You tugged on him, but he only coiled more. You knew what he was trying to do and you weren’t having any of it.
“Gilbert Beilschmidt, release my bra this instant,” you commanded.
Gilbert tensed up, then slowly uncoiled and let you pull him out of your shirt. You set him with the others and opened the fridge. You heard a thump and you whipped around to see Gilbert hiding in his coils and Ludwig in his face.
“Luddy, lay off,” you told him.
Ludwig slithered away, but Gilbert stayed coiled up. You sighed and turned back to the fridge. You pulled out some sausages and put them in the microwave while you made a salad for yourself. The microwave beeped, signaling that the sausages were done and you pulled them out and cut them up with your fork. You ate some of your salad while you waited for the sausages to cool down. While you were eating, you watched your snakes. They were all as far away from each other as they possibly could be without falling off the table.  It saddened you to see them like that. You leaned over the table to grab the two farthest away, which were Ludwig and Roderich, and pulled them to you and Gilbert. You pulled all 3 to you.
“Please don’t be this way. Don’t be angry at each other. Be happy snakes. You’re much more adorable that way” you pleaded.
They all stayed completely still. You sighed, then spotted the plate of sausages.
“Who wants sausages?” you asked and they immediately slithered out of your grasp and lined up in front of you, waiting for their meal.
“That’s better,” you smiled. “I take it you guys can eat them without my help. I don’t want to accidentally stab your eyes out with the fork or something.”
You separated the cut up pieces into 3 equal piles. They did eventually find a way to get the food in their mouth, and when they did, they ate pretty much the same way they did as humans. Ludwig started out slowly, trying to savor the flavor, then gradually ate faster. Roderich ate slowly the whole time, trying to act like a gentleman. Gilbert just scarfed everything down like the slob he was. Roderich was the last to finish and he wiped his nose on a napkin, which made you giggle. You loved your little snakes.
“Are you guys done?” you asked.
They looked pretty full to you. They each had little lumps in their bellies where their food was resting. You took the 3 of them gently from the table and sat on the couch. You turned on the TV and leaned back. You felt a nuzzle on your arm and looked down to see Roderich looking up at you, flickering his little, pink tongue on your skin.
“Do you want up?” you asked and he huffed in response.
You picked him up and put him around your neck. He tightened a bit to make sure he was secure, then lifted his head up and kissed your jaw line. It tickled! Gilbert crawled up your arm and entered your cleavage again, making himself comfortable. You rolled your eyes, but let him be. You noticed Ludwig in your lap, looking very lonely and wishing he was getting some attention. You picked him up and he tangled himself in your fingers as you stroked him over his full belly. He kept glancing up at Gilbert, then back down. After a couple hours of TV, you got tired and decided that it was time for bed. You carried your little men to your room, removed Roderich and Gilbert, grabbed your pajamas, and headed to your bathroom.
“I don’t want any of you sneaking peeks at my body. I’ll be back out in a few,” you said and shut the bathroom door.